taycreatesmemories:

whatever happened to rihanna when she first started singing she was like yee mista dj song pon de replay and now shes like fuck me with a shovel and slap my titties

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behaving:

xieraxiera:

yeah

amen

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imthedad:

when i think about my life i think about a pinball straight down the middle, flippers flipping helplessly

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puppyluver43:

Wiz Khalifa looks like a malnourished alien

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sadling:

if youre not kinky we cant date 

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MY PRINCESS

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Me

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couldve:

me

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edgur:

life is like a box of chocolates

i don’t have a box of chocolates 

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nintendoggystyle:

bruh that was some loud ass kush

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nosdrinker:

goodnight maybe i’ll die